WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!

WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!

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WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!
WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!
a catalogue of the weirdest coronation details

a catalogue of the weirdest coronation details

plus why is elvira talking about brad pitt, indian matchmaking, and omg people are still getting married at first sight

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Adrienne Gunn
Apr 28, 2023
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I have a feeling you’re not as invested in the British royal family as I am. And, honestly, I’ve been wondering why I care about something so clearly retrograde and against my general values.

Maybe it’s because I’m Scottish. Clan Gunn fought for the British government during the Jacobite uprising in 1745. If you watch Outlander, or know anything about Scotland, this is definitely the wrong side of that uprising. But you know what we Gunns say: AUT PAX AUT BELLUM!

If not peace, war!

my ex husband will confirm Gunns stick to this motto

Or maybe because over quarantine I read the entire Wolf Hall series. And watched Jonathan Rhys Meyers smolder all over The Tudors. And went to Six — twice! And watched every season of The Crown, and started reading British suffragist romance, and of course the Diana Chronicles, and I loved Kristen Stewart doing her best Diana in Spencer — she literally ate her pearls! But really I think the appeal is pretty simple.

I like gossip.

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