WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!

WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!

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WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!
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dreaming of the perfect blowout

dreaming of the perfect blowout

should you buy a $600 hair dryer plus I went on a date?!?

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Adrienne Gunn
Mar 19, 2023
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After a bunch of epic Airwrap fails, I finally did it! I BLEW THIS SHIT OUT!

Listen, the Dyson Airwrap is no small investment. And there’s definitely a learning curve. So it’s my fiduciary duty to tell you everything I know before you drop $600 to enter your AIRWRAP ERA.

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This is how I ended up with one:

  1. My sister Sarah got one and I was jealous (typical!)

  2. My BFF Jena got one and I only knew because one night I saw her and her hair looked amazing and she said, all blasé, oh, I got an Airwrap

  3. When my mom thought I might need brain surgery, she took pity on me and bought me this ridiculously expensive hair tool for my bday, smooches

Full disclosure, I brought the Airwrap home and immediately became too ambitious. (Ugh, trying too hard—the curse of the Enneagram 3.) Anyway, the same week I got the Airwrap, I also got a haircut and I said t…

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