dreaming of the perfect blowout

should you buy a $600 hair dryer plus I went on a date?!?

After a bunch of epic Airwrap fails, I finally did it! I BLEW THIS SHIT OUT!

Listen, the Dyson Airwrap is no small investment. And there’s definitely a learning curve. So it’s my fiduciary duty to tell you everything I know before you drop $600 to enter your AIRWRAP ERA.

This is how I ended up with one:

1. My sister Sarah got one and I was jealous (typical!)

2. My BFF Jena got one and I only knew because one night I saw her and her hair looked amazing and she said, all blasé, oh, I got an Airwrap

3. When my mom thought I might need brain surgery, she took pity on me and bought me this ridiculously expensive hair tool for my bday, smooches

Full disclosure, I brought the Airwrap home and immediately became too ambitious. (Ugh, trying too hard—the curse of the Enneagram 3.) Anyway, the same week I got the Airwrap, I also got a haircut and I said t…