fight the patriarchy with this iconic it's raining men costume

plus a one million dollar sweater for fall, our favorite chris made a shitty movie, and the guest is a wild ride

Yesterday I walked into Macy’s to buy StudioFix at the MAC counter and there was a gigantic — I’m not kidding you, like it was huge — Christmas display. In the middle of September.

I’m sorry, but you’re telling me I’m supposed to have Christmas in my life for the next THREE AND A HALF MONTHS??? That is longer than a Chicago summer. This is basically a hate crime and I won’t stand for it.

Join me in fighting Halloween erasure. You can buy candy corn. You can go to the apple orchard. You can carve a pumpkin. But, most importantly, you can start thinking about your costume now. Or if you’re anything like me, costumes. Plural.

Personally, I have at least three Halloween costumes per year. The kid and I always have a couple’s costume, which is hotly debated throughout the year and requires my bestie Elizabeth to enact a full photo shoot.

and sometimes my girl Mary Kate is called upon for graphic design — look at those Back to the Future flames!!!

Then I have at least two other showstopping loo…