it's my 20 year wedding anniversary!

and i'm celebrating with jacob elordi

On this day twenty years ago, I was a child bride.

sisters before misters, amirite??? thrilled to still be in love with you babes!!!

I’ve been divorced so long I didn’t even remember it was my wedding anniversary until my girl Josie and I were chatting about NYE plans.

Me: I got married on New Years Eve.

Josie: I know you were a child bride, but what year was that?

Me: 2003? Holy shit, I guess this is my twenty year wedding anniversary?!

First of all, I’m not sure how I’m old enough to be a twenty year anything, but I have to tell you, it was a beautiful wedding. I’m wearing a gorgeous Monique Lhuillier gown and diamond chandelier earrings on loan from Judith Ripka from my bestie Brie’s days as a purveyor of luxury jewelry. My bouquet is a cascade of gorgeous white orchids and my girls are wearing festive New Years’ gold paired with classic red roses. We were married in the evening, under a chuppah at Salvatore’s in Lincoln Park. Instead of flowers I covered the tables in candlescape, the…