literally never been hotter: hamburglar edition

plus the gamestop movie, angelina is back, and meet me on the couch for more love is blind

When I’m thinking about costumes, I’m thinking: funny, homemade, nostalgia, pop culture. Never sexy. No shade on sexy costumes—I love people feeling hot hot hot! But, for me, a costume is best when it’s both hilarious and creative in idea and execution.

So you can imagine my surprise when my Hamburglar costume lit an entire bar up with lust. I’m not kidding, I’ve never walked into a bar and received this many sexy eyes, this many licking of lips, this many full up and down check outs, like, in my entire life. And I wore backless shirts in college. And pleather pants!

was it the gloves?

Did I got to a McDonald’s and make Taylor take pics to showcase this glorious costume in its ancestral homeland? Of course I did. I will commit to a bit.