mid-life life lessons

what i know for sure on my 43rd birthday

Holy shit, somehow this sweet lil’ dweebette is a grown-ass WOHMAN.

That’s right, ya’ll, I had a birthday. But before I can tell you about ADULT ADRIENNE and her MID-LIFE KNOWLEDGE, can we please take just one second to collectively wonder what the hell is going on in this photo.

Let’s zoom out—