texts i sent for emotional support while watching love is blind

plus This American Ex-Wife, Traitors Australia, and Lisa Frankenstein

Last night I canceled all my plans, took to the couch, and watched six hours of the new Love is Blind.

I’m not ashamed. Triggered, perhaps.

let him go! let him go! let him go!

With little to no care that my besties were out to dinner / on vacation / raising their children / microdosing mushrooms / or catching up on the Real Housewives, I sent a barrage of texts. Because my shock and awe, well, it has to go somewhere.

Honestly, I blame Jessica. Less than three minutes into the first episode, Jessica declares that she’s a single mom of a ten year old daughter, but that being a mother “doesn’t define her.”