Hi, I’m Adrienne and my life didn’t turn how it was supposed to! So I decided to write a newsletter about it. Is that weird?
Blah blah blah, I’m divorced. I’m a single parent. I have credit card debt and zero pairs of Manolo Blahniks. And all I want to know is, where the hell is the life Heathcliff Huxtable and Carrie Bradshaw promised me???
WHERE THE FUCK’S MY HAPPY ENDING?!?
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how pop culture ruins lives
the absolute horrors of swiping while middle aged
all the rom-coms that I’m reading, watching, and writing
my complex horniness for the misogynistic piece of shit men on Yellowstone
analysis of iconic 80s and 90s pop culture (aka why The Cutting Edge is the best movie of all time)
step-by-step instructions for epic homemade costumes (Phyllis Nefler anyone?)
that time I met Channing Tatum and other exciting celebrity encounters
what happens after you write a whole entire book and finally get an agent (hopefully something happens???????)
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