where the fuck's my happy ending?!?

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Hi, I’m Adrienne and my life didn’t turn how it was supposed to! So I decided to write a newsletter about it. Is that weird?

Blah blah blah, I’m divorced. I’m a single parent. I have credit card debt and zero pairs of Manolo Blahniks. And all I want to know is, where the hell is the life Heathcliff Huxtable and Carrie Bradshaw promised me???

WHERE THE FUCK’S MY HAPPY ENDING?!?

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• how pop culture ruins lives

• the absolute horrors of swiping while middle aged

• all the rom-coms that I’m reading, watching, and writing

• my complex horniness for the misogynistic piece of shit men on Yellowstone

• analysis of iconic 80s and 90s pop culture (aka why The Cutting Edge is the best movie of all time)

• step-by-step instructions for epic homemade costumes (Phyllis Nefler anyone?)

• that time I met Channing Tatum and other exciting celebrity encounters

• what happens after you write a whole entire book and finally get an agent (hopefully something happens???????)