movies about assholes: lance armstrong edition
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There are a lot of arrogant assholes in the world and Lance Armstrong might just be my favorite.
That’s right, folks, it’s Tour de France season! And America’s second biggest liar is back in the news, tweeting outrageously stupid opinions about trans women in sports as if equity and integrity were his brand.
The balls on this guy are so big they’re almost tits.1
No one should ever listen to Lance Armstrong’s opinion on anything. And yet he thinks they should!!!! This is why I find him fascinating—he’s totally delusional, completely disconnected from any moral compass, and yet he swaggers around with this Trumpian certainty that he’s a real gift from god. And I should know, I’ve watched every single Lance Armstrong movie ever made.
Want to celebrate the Tour de France with your own journey through the sociopathic insanity that is Lance? Here’s where to start:
THE ARMSTRONG LIE
Initially conceived as documentary about Lance’s 2009 comeback, The Armstrong Lie has tons of behind the scenes foo…
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