WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!

WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!

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WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!
WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!
omg why is the master potter crying again???

omg why is the master potter crying again???

some thoughts on creativity plus a great summer read and thank god these sex and the city girls really get it

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Adrienne Gunn
Jul 27, 2023
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I’ve been poisoned. By a Wisconsin supper club.

It started out so cute. All, are you guys seeing this amazing patio? look at these flaming torches and life-sized suits of armor!!! and what about this inexplicably huge menu with thirty-seven salad dressings and ninety-three pies and so. much. meat??? this is so great! so quirky! so fun! And quickly morphed to me on the floor of a tiny rental house bathroom, simultaneously projectile vomiting and peeing my pants while my mother hovered because, oops! she’d like to poo now.1

You’re thinking, wait, Adrienne, didn’t you just have the flu? And watch the entire Sex and the City catalog and compose a borderline psychotic diatribe against Aidan Shaw? Yes! I did! But who gives a shit because now I have food poisoning, and—wait for it—somehow it got so bad my kidneys went haywire and I started peeing blood!

I just have to ask you—IS THIS 43???????????????

Does a bitch just not bounce back anymore?

one of two IVs, no worries

Cut to me (once again) can…

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