the thinking woman's chris

plus the end of an (airwrap) era

I’ve gone head to head with so much toxic masculinity over the past ~ fifteen? sixteen? forty-three? ~ years that truly all I want is for my men to rock a little fem.

Goth Liberace goes to brunch in his bathrobe, I’m sweating

Trust that I was already deeply aware that with his skinny slacks and perfect blow outs Chris Pine was the best Hollywood Chris. But this new Esquire profile and accompanying photos??? Girl, the evidence is irrefutable. We can fight about it if you want, but here’s tea—

Chris Hemsworth: barbels and protein farts. Too much M-A-N for me!¹

Chris Pratt: conservative values and video games. HARD PASS.

Chris Evans: looks good in a fisherman’s sweater. Oops, I fell asleep!²

Chris Pine, however, knows the perfect ratio of rosemary to enoki leaf for his outdoor sauna! Chris Pine spends his free time tending to his garden and four rows of wine grapes from which he handcrafts a bespoke Fine Pine Wine called Ms. Sauvy B.! Chris Pine puts “a little barley tea” in his water! Chris …