Archive - WHERE THE F*CK'S MY HAPPY ENDING?!

'the substance' is summer's definitive menopausal text

and somehow i've become an expert!

Sep 26 •

dispatches from hell

aka being a writer is hard / crying / whining / hold me please

Sep 19 •

August 2024

the top 5 veep episodes of all time

in honor of the DNC, i'm exposing my sacred bedtime routine

Aug 20 •

July 2024

omg i loved this book!!!

some perfect beach reads for your summer vacay

Jul 6 •

June 2024

i spent all my money on books and oops now i'm poor

everything i'm reading this summer (and beyond)

Jun 17 •

in 'the greatest love story never told' jennifer lopez & ben affleck are not ok

what jlo's documentary tells us about love and the price of fame

Jun 12 •

May 2024

the men of the valley are not ok

and these marriages are giving me the ick

May 31 •

all i wanted was to be a cheerleader!!!

but my mom did not give a shit

May 8 •

April 2024

five mother's day book recs for all the cool moms in your life

and by "cool" i mean "pissed off"

Apr 24 •

can women really have sex like samantha jones?

a girl can dream!

Apr 16 •

March 2024

love is blind and the disappointing reality of ex husbands

This season of Love is Blind is most easily summarized by our girl AD absolutely losing her shit when she sees herself in a wedding dress for the very…

Mar 17 •

February 2024

texts i sent for emotional support while watching love is blind

plus This American Ex-Wife, Traitors Australia, and Lisa Frankenstein

Feb 17 •

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